January 2012
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I Feel The Same Way About the 2012 Oscar... →
December 2011
1 post
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Judaism Would Be More Intimidating If We Had... →
November 2011
1 post
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I'm Pretty Sure My Maids Are Writing a Tell-All... →
May 2011
3 posts
Outdoor Movies Los Angeles - 2011 →
Outdoor Movies Los Angeles - 2011 →
Outdoor Movies Los Angeles - 2011 →
Article by Max Lance at 2011-05-12 22:09:17
Categorized in Dating, entertainment, los angeles, Movies, travel,
April 2011
11 posts
New Theme: Linen →
Today’s latest theme is as clean and fresh as you’d expect a theme named Linen to be. It’s also an impressively adaptable theme with an array of options that make personalizing it simple and easy….
New Theme: Fresh News →
We’re always amazed with the way you continually push the scope and depth of your blogs on WordPress.com. It only makes sense that you’d also want themes that can take that work and organize it in…
At Least The U.S. Postal Service Didn't Release... →
At Least The U.S. Postal Service Didn't Release... →
Article by Max Lance at 2011-04-22 00:10:49
Categorized in America, new york, news,
My Best Life Prospect At The Moment Is That My... →
Article by Max Lance at 2011-04-16 00:00:11
Categorized in About Max, Dating, girls, los angeles, money, relationships, Sex, television,
New Theme: Tapestry →
We love blogging, and we know you do too, but we also have a special interest in making blogging lovely for your readers as well. It’s for that reason that we’ve taken a shine to Post Formats and…
Security Incident →
Tough note to communicate today: Automattic had a low-level (root) break-in to several of our servers, and potentially anything on those servers could have been revealed.
We have been diligently…
New Theme: The Morning After →
Say hello to The Morning After, a classic and popular magazine-style theme that has withstood the test of time. Based on its great success for self-hosted sites we’re excited to bring it to you for…
Which Childhood Nickelodeon Show Defines You Flow... →
Article by Max Lance at 2011-04-06 20:49:00
Categorized in entertainment, Graphs and Charts, television,
Which Childhood Nickelodeon Show Defines You Flow... →
New Theme: Basic Maths →
Reminiscent of primordial grid designs used in different print mediums, Basic Maths is one of the most elegant, and smartly-designed themes we’ve ever seen. We are thrilled to have it now…
March 2011
20 posts
Automattic’s Worldwide WP 5k →
As Scott mentioned in his How is WordPress.com Made? post, at Automattic we work from all over the world, and we use internal blogs for socializing and exchanging non-work ideas in…
USC's Kappa Sig Fraternity Is Doing Serious Damage... →
USC's Kappa Sig Fraternity Is Doing Serious Damage... →
Article by Max Lance at 2011-03-29 22:04:53
Categorized in girls, los angeles, news, relationships, Sex,
Americans Saying America is The Best Country is... →
Americans Saying America is The Best Country is... →
Americans Saying America is The Best Country is... →
Article by Max Lance at 2011-03-28 20:32:17
Categorized in America, Baseball, history, news, sports, war,
Many people are quick to label America the best country in the world, and there was something about this grand proclamation that struck a cord that I finally placed. It is exactly when loser fans of high-spending winning teams say that their team is the best in the world, yet the fans...
What's The Right Amount of Sadness For a Disaster... →
Article by Max Lance at 2009-09-30 23:17:42
Categorized in Favorites, Uncategorized,
Muslim Audiences Look Like They're Mocking Movie... →
Article by Max Lance at 2009-06-04 20:22:22
Categorized in Favorites, Uncategorized,
Can't Watch Swedish Films Without Thinking of... →
Article by Max Lance at 2009-05-08 21:08:21
Categorized in Favorites, Uncategorized,
If a Politician is Doing a Good Job, They Should... →
Article by Max Lance at 2009-07-02 00:18:13
Categorized in Favorites, Uncategorized,
Portfolio →
Article by Max Lance at 2009-03-25 16:52:58
Categorized in About Max, Featured,
Loglines, awards, distinctions and summaries of Max Lance’s writing samples, which can be requested off the contact page.
Bio →
Article by Max Lance at 2010-02-23 00:45:55
Categorized in Featured,
The Trip Next Door →
Article by Max Lance at 2010-03-20 23:00:34
Categorized in Featured, hiking, travel,
High School Summary →
Article by Max Lance at 2010-03-22 21:26:09
Categorized in books, Featured, history, Viral Videos,
Wow Your iPad Readers →
With the launch of Apple’s iPad we have seen the future of computing and it is touch. Nothing matches the visceral feel of navigating your digital world with your hands. The past four…
We Can't Let The Crisis in Japan Detract From The... →
We Can't Let The Crisis in Japan Detract From The... →
Article by Max Lance at 2011-03-22 03:46:10
Categorized in entertainment, health, news, television,
Boost your self-hosted WordPress with Jetpack →
WordPress.com has grown into one of the most amazing cloud architectures in the world. This has enabled blogs hosted here to have features unavailable on self-hosted WordPress installs. This makes…
WordPress Takes SXSW →
Next week a bunch of us from Automattic, the makers of WordPress.com, will be attending South by Southwest Interactive. It’s one of our favorite events of the year, and we hope to see…
More Choices With More Premium Themes →
There’s only one thing more exciting than an amazing new WordPress theme available for your site and that’s even more amazing new WordPress themes. With that in mind, I’m excited to announce that…
February 2011
13 posts
New Theme: Choco →
Say hello to our newest theme, Choco. If I had to sum this theme up in just one word, it’d be stylish.
With dark colors and stitched borders Choco will give your site a classy, contemporary…
The Middle East And North Africa Really Want To... →
Article by Max Lance at 2011-02-23 22:49:30
Categorized in Politics, girls, history, news, race, war,
The Middle East And North Africa Really Want To... →
How is WordPress.com made? →
One of my favorite shows is How It’s Made. I love seeing how things I use every day are actually created. In that spirit, here at Automattic we’ve thought about sharing more about how we work…
New Theme: Duster →
I am rather pleased to announce the birth of a new Automattic theme designed and developed by the Theme Team. It goes by the name of Duster and is quite an interesting theme — if I may say so…
When Will A Retarded Super-Computer Compete On... →
When Will A Retarded Super-Computer Compete On... →
Article by Max Lance at 2011-02-16 01:09:35
Categorized in Science, technology, television,
Should Movie Theaters Institute Segregated Seating... →
Article by Max Lance at 2011-02-09 01:41:09
Categorized in Movies, Music, entertainment, history, law,
Should Movie Theaters Institute Segregated Seating... →
Want more traffic? Publicize now makes it easy →
We’ve made some big user experience improvements to how the traffic building feature called Publicize works. This feature allows you to connect your WordPress.com blog to your account on social…
When Hitler Said The Japanese Were "Honorary... →
When Hitler Said The Japanese Were "Honorary... →
Article by Max Lance at 2011-02-04 20:56:13
Categorized in Politics, history, race, war,
Big Bear Vacation Video →
Article by Max Lance at 2011-02-02 01:15:51
Categorized in Animals, Viral Videos, hiking, travel,